Some ladies want extensions in their hair. I want extensions on my bills. Maternity leave. Vacation. Credit limits. Leases. The amount of time the hot guy at the gym helps adjust weight on the arm machine with his rock hard chest pressed against our back… ahh…so many things we want extended with no control. BUT…. today, I do have control over an extension…. the “Age She’s Such a Beotch” Story Contest!!

I’ve gotten emails asking for stories to be accepted after August 18th, which was the original due date.  Ask and you shall receive,  ladies!! Wish granted! The new deadline to get those stories in is September 1st! Please click the image below for all the details.

The best part of submitting your embarrassing stories about aging is the chance to win one of  THREE copies of A “My Formerly Hot Life,” by Stephanie Dolgoff which launched TODAY!!!  It’s already getting love from the media – Stephanie was on the Today Show, this morning. Click on the video below to view.

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Stephanie Dolgoff, blogger and author of  “My Formerly Hot Life,”  posted my story on her blog last Friday about a business associate that guessed my age a WHOLE YEAR older than I am. C’mon, ladies, we all know, especially when we get into our 30′s and older, that we want to look younger. I was convinced that I looked 27. Hell, when I’m glossed up rocki’ a cute headband, I would swear up and down I should be on “Gossip Girl.” That is, until this unnamed associate had me sprinting to the bathroom mirror and realizing all the sun damage on my forehead. At the end of my 15 minute session of finding every flaw on my face, I was convinced I was Courtney Love’s twin when she emerged from rehab last year.  

Anywho… the moral of this story is… when you’re over the age of 27, don’t let anyone guess your age.  Click here to read the rest of the story!