If I type fast, this won’t be as painful, but I promised my girlfriend I’d submit. I was meeting my boyfriend’s family for the first time. I was suppose to get a half day off work to prepare, but it didn’t happen which resulted in a sprint home then mad-rush getting ready. I was afraid the underwear I was wearing would show through my pants so I just took them off with no time to find alternatives. I’m talking a total of 15 minutes to get ready. My boyfriend gave me the impression that we were having dinner with just his family, however, we showed up to a houseful of additional guests. I felt like I fit in immediately and was having a great time as if I’d known everyone for years.

I was helping his mom keep the appetizers filled. I was in the middle of pulling something from a cabinet and a glass bowl fell from the top shelf, but I caught it right before it hit the ground. I heard my pants rip, but when I felt around – there was no rip.

As I filled the bowl, walked out to the living room in front of everyone and BENT down to put the food on the coffee table, I heard gasps. My boyfriend yelled my name and one of his mom’s friends pulled me in her lap.

My pants had completely ripped down the middle!! When I was walking you could tell a little, but when I bent over – YOU COULD SEE MY ENTIRE BARE BUTT!!!!!! Imagine what your bare butt looks like when you bend way over with something weighing you down in front and EVERYONE is starring while your butt cheeks are SPREAD!!

I stayed in the woman’s lap for a good 5 minutes with my face in my hands.

The older, drunker men called me Jiggly Jenny all night.

Jenny
Naperville, IL

I have predicted text on my phone and was text-flirting with a guy. What I meant to say was, “Do you want to go out with me this weekend?” Well, if you hit “4″ then “6″ on my phone pad it types “go,” but can also type “in.” I was so nervous and knew if I didn’t type quickly then send the message immediately after, I would chicken out so I didn’t spell check. When I got a weird reply asking if I meant to send the message – I scrolled down and realized that my text had asked, “Do you want to in out with me this weekend?”

And for the record, he didn’t.

Hannah
Wichita, KS