My girlfriend, Betty, was a bridesmaid in one of her best friend’s wedding. Betty and the Bride live in different cities, so Betty was sent to a store to pick up her bridesmaid shoes for the wedding.

Before going, the bride called Betty to let her know that the shoes were ready and in her size. All she had to do was stop by the store, try on the shoes and purchase them. Betty replied, “Great I’ll go get them today.”

When she arrived, she took one look at the bridesmaid shoes, took out her phone and sent a text message to her boyfriend about how UGLY the shoes were…she was so upset, in no way were these shoes going to look good on Betty…or ANYONE. Yuk!

As Betty sent the message, she gasped! She looked at her phone only to realize she had sent the message to the BRIDE!

After freaking out for a minute…and getting no response from the bride…Betty text her “OMG haha just kidding…did you get my joke? The shoes fit, all good!”

To this day, Betty doesn’t know if the Bride knew it wasn’t a joke.

Samantha
Seattle, WA

I had two texts waiting for me. What are the chances they were from two friends, both with the same name, Jaime/girl and Jamie/boy?

The Jamie/boy said, “Great seeing you and your family today.” Note: conservative family man.

Jaime/girl had said the week before that she was going to be staying home over Christmas with her cat and fixing some kind of dead animal to eat….Note: she’s a wild/crazy fun girl!

So I accidentally replied to the family man…”How was your meat with pussy? It’s always a favorite at our house too!”

I realized what I had done immediately and kept yelling at my phone “no, come back, come back.” I haven’t heard from Jaime/boy in a while. Please let me know if you post this so I can have him read it and know I’m not totally creepy!

Pam
Janesville, WI

Hello Ladies!

Today is George Washington’s Birthday, it also just so happens to be mine too, making our collective birthdays a national holiday

This week’s topic is Electronic Catastrophes. In keeping with the birthday theme, I’ll jump right in with a tale of my own…

I consider myself a good party planner, so I decided to plan a surprise birthday party for a dear friend of mine. I had the location booked, a theme chosen, invitations were sent out, booze was purchased, you get the picture.

One week before the party, I was looking over the guest list and decided I should send out a quick email to remind everyone of the party, and to remind them to keep their mouths shut so no-one would ruin the surprise. The surprise was on me when I realized that I sent the email to the entire guest list, including the birthday girl!

We went ahead with the party, and all night long, I felt like the biggest ass. Who does that?! Oh right, ME!

If you have an embarrassing email or text message story, click on “Submit Your Story” and share!

Lauren and the Ladies – can I get a “GYNA-mite?”