Give me developing hormones, a cracking voice, a pony of a penis, Justin Bieber shag-do…. I would hurl myself at the chance to be a 12 year-old boy who can bitch slap Lady Gaga all over her own song.  By now, everyone has seen Greyson Michael’s performance omnipresent on the Internet, talk shows and little girl’s screen savers. I wasn’t going to,  but I just had to post this! He’s crazy talented at such a young age with a surprisingly deep voice for pre-puberty.  Did his parents do a little experiment with Annie Lennox’s eggs and Justin Timberlake’s sperm? I’m wearing a white polo shirt with red stripes right now… I’m single-white-tweening him…… that sounds very weird coming from a 33 year-old woman.. perhaps illegal… let me rephrase….

Girl, you’re not alone if you wish to give to birth to a kid that has this type of talent. I could see myself being a psycho stage mom if this were my kid… although, I would insist on being the back-up singer/dancer/ tambourine player on his world tour hence ruining the child’s career…. so this kid could never happen to me in a healthy parent-child relationship kind of way.. this dream is dead.  Perhaps one of my nephews will grow a passion for the piano and singing.. they both love my rendition of “Bushel and a Peck,” ….. Aunt/Manager…. this could happen.

Anywho, if you have a kid with talent like this…  or know someone who does…. I just want to see it! Send it to me!

12 year-old boy that sings better than Lady Gaga, you just might NOT be alone.