I have predicted text on my phone and was text-flirting with a guy. What I meant to say was, “Do you want to go out with me this weekend?” Well, if you hit “4″ then “6″ on my phone pad it types “go,” but can also type “in.” I was so nervous and knew if I didn’t type quickly then send the message immediately after, I would chicken out so I didn’t spell check. When I got a weird reply asking if I meant to send the message – I scrolled down and realized that my text had asked, “Do you want to in out with me this weekend?”

And for the record, he didn’t.

Hannah
Wichita, KS

My girlfriend, Betty, was a bridesmaid in one of her best friend’s wedding. Betty and the Bride live in different cities, so Betty was sent to a store to pick up her bridesmaid shoes for the wedding.

Before going, the bride called Betty to let her know that the shoes were ready and in her size. All she had to do was stop by the store, try on the shoes and purchase them. Betty replied, “Great I’ll go get them today.”

When she arrived, she took one look at the bridesmaid shoes, took out her phone and sent a text message to her boyfriend about how UGLY the shoes were…she was so upset, in no way were these shoes going to look good on Betty…or ANYONE. Yuk!

As Betty sent the message, she gasped! She looked at her phone only to realize she had sent the message to the BRIDE!

After freaking out for a minute…and getting no response from the bride…Betty text her “OMG haha just kidding…did you get my joke? The shoes fit, all good!”

To this day, Betty doesn’t know if the Bride knew it wasn’t a joke.

Samantha
Seattle, WA

I had two texts waiting for me. What are the chances they were from two friends, both with the same name, Jaime/girl and Jamie/boy?

The Jamie/boy said, “Great seeing you and your family today.” Note: conservative family man.

Jaime/girl had said the week before that she was going to be staying home over Christmas with her cat and fixing some kind of dead animal to eat….Note: she’s a wild/crazy fun girl!

So I accidentally replied to the family man…”How was your meat with pussy? It’s always a favorite at our house too!”

I realized what I had done immediately and kept yelling at my phone “no, come back, come back.” I haven’t heard from Jaime/boy in a while. Please let me know if you post this so I can have him read it and know I’m not totally creepy!

Pam
Janesville, WI