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		<title>Ankle Socks with Sandals</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, HELLOOOO all you glorious people out there that have stuck with me while I nursed my hands back to health. That&#8217;s why I haven&#8217;t posted in a while, I had a rare hand disease that prohibited me from blogging. It&#8217;s called IALWE, otherwise known as, I Am Lazy Without an Excuse. It&#8217;s very rare. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://girlyourenotalone.com/2011/10/27/ankle-socks-with-sandals/</link>
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		<title>Poo and Pregnancy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t have children and I&#8217;ve never birthed one. I don&#8217;t have the guts to do it just yet. I&#8217;m 34 and still trying to get up the nerve&#8230;&#8230; then I read Lindsey&#8217;s story below, it made me laugh hysterically then wet my pants with fear&#8230;. then laugh again&#8230; then sweat with panic&#8230;. but again [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://girlyourenotalone.com/2011/05/14/you-will-immediately-crap-yourself/</link>
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		<title>Please Locate Your Mute Button</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ahh&#8230;. sigh&#8230;. if I had a dollar for every embarrassing moment I&#8217;ve heard that involves a bathroom or a cell phone, I would have enough money to pay Bravo to cancel &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; and save what&#8217;s left of my brain cells. The more I watch, the more they deplete, however, I continue to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://girlyourenotalone.com/2011/04/19/please-locate-your-mute-button/</link>
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		<title>Underwear Can Be Tricky</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Underwear can be tricky, those little bitches. They&#8217;re either super supportive or completely ornery. We&#8217;ve all had bad days with our fabric friends, which usually resulted in an embarrassing moment or awkward-looking stance. Our business below the belt functions differently than boys, they can just rock commando anytime they want, but for us, once a month, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://girlyourenotalone.com/2011/03/16/love-wearing-white/</link>
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		<title>Jolt, Rip and Fried Chicken</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know…. I’ve been M to the freakin I to the freakin mother of an A…. MIA… just in case you don’t understand the chaos I call writing. Anywho,  yes, I haven’t posted in ages and it’s not because I have lack of great stories from you gorgeous ladies or that I don’t embarrass myself [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/12/17/jolt-rip-and-fried-chicken/</link>
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		<title>Poop is a Word</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Spellcheck is tricky. It only checks for incorrect spelling of words, not word placement. We all text and email in a hurry from our phones, the majority of us have accidentally sent things we shouldn&#8217;t&#8230;. it&#8217;s totally common&#8230; as common as Miley Cyrus&#8217; bluejean rump-revealers and overly smudged eyeliner.  It&#8217;s not as common, though, to misspell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/11/02/poop-is-a-word/</link>
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		<title>Mucus Madness</title>
		<description><![CDATA[GYNA GALS! How many times has this happened to you? You walk into the bathroom or past a mirror and see that Mr. Mucus has formed a little bungalo in your nose? Then you start to back-track all the people you&#8217;ve talked to and when you think all this business around your nose had formed. It&#8217;s so [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/10/11/does-anyone-have-a-tissue/</link>
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		<title>Diva Do</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re going to fall on your ass, rock the Mariah Carey way - call out your assistants and keep beltin&#8217; out the notes. She didn&#8217;t even bat an eyelash. The media may call her a Diva&#8230;. well&#8230;. Diva Do, girlfriend! DIVA DO!!!! I bow to you. Right now, I&#8217;m bowing&#8230;. crap.. I can&#8217;t get up&#8230;. where [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/09/29/diva-do/</link>
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		<title>Winner Winner Chicken Dinner #3</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The final winner of the &#8220;Age, She&#8217;s Such a Beotch&#8221; story contest with three winners receiving a copy of  author Stephanie Dolgoff&#8217;s, &#8220;My Formerly Hot Life&#8221;, is Kim.  Her story proves that men&#8217;s chauvinism can still cause us embarrassment, then we bounce back and remember they are the gender that shifts themselves in public and think no [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/09/21/winner-winner-chicken-dinner-3/</link>
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		<title>Winner Winner Chicken Dinner #2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Victoria&#8230; that naughty little vixen&#8230;. sometimes she&#8217;s not so Secret. Our next winner of the &#8220;Age, She&#8217;s Such a Beotch&#8221; story contest with three winners receiving a copy of  author Stephanie Dolgoff&#8217;s, &#8220;My Formerly Hot Life&#8221;, is Kelly.  Not only did Kelly have enough emotion with gravity trying to death-grip her boobs, she also had to deal [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/09/19/winner-winner-chicken-dinner-2/</link>
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