http://girlyourenotalone.com girl, you're not alone Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:50:33 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Over and over again my, "You're Not Alone," theory is proven!!  I'm a genius I tell you, sheer genius!! You may have an embarrassing moment, but someone out there is eating a gallon of ice cream with their eyes closed because of a kindred pain. I eat a gallon of ice cream simply because I know ... http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/08/31/when-the-real-housewives-try-to-sing/ Girl, you're not alone if having a bitch moment isn't just an attitude... it's a freakin result!!  A result of all the things, as women, we juggle everyday with more items on our TO DO list than minutes in a day.  I'm single with no children.  I struggle with just my sole commitments.  ... http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/08/22/im-entitled-to-be-a-bitch-sometimes/ As a side job, I'm a freelance makeup artist. I'm currently doing makeup for an artsy fashion show. Last night, I met with the team designing the garment and we started discussing the makeup they wanted to achieve. The model wasn't able to come to the meeting so they were ... http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/08/19/i-need-tape-for-my-mouth/ Some ladies want extensions in their hair. I want extensions on my bills. Maternity leave. Vacation. Credit limits. Leases. The amount of time the hot guy at the gym helps adjust weight on the arm machine with his rock hard chest pressed against our back... ahh...so many things we want extended with ... http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/08/17/story-contest-extended/ Breasts.... we have them... we buy them..... we hate them.... we envy them..... we flash them....  There's a lot of emotion when it comes to breasts. The worst is when they take over.  They're not just two rolling hills of flesh and fat, oh no, there is a little brain in ... http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/08/03/wind-can-be-freeing-for-your-boobs/ If you're happy with wrinkles and you have them, clap your hands..... clap...clap... WHAAATEVER!! I like wrinkles as much as I liked my 9th grade English teacher. She would read my papers aloud, correcting openly as she read. Suck it, lady! She was just upset because donning 80's flybacks in '92 with yellow ... http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/07/28/age-shes-such-a-beotch-story-contest/ Oh.... my... lordy. I read this story from a fellow GYNA Gal, Holly, and busted my button laughing... well, the Big Mac for lunch could have helped with that bursting button.... but let's just fault laughter by request from my gut and ass. This little story brought me back to ... http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/07/14/dont-cut-on-a-cut/ Common American thinking of anything vanilla is something plain, classic, sweet and innocent. All the women in my family add vanilla to ANYTHING to make a food more sweet and comforting. The southern lady in the video below bitched slapped the purity right out of vanilla when she got down and dirty ... http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/07/07/vanilla-the-vixen/ [caption id="attachment_1652" align="aligncenter" width="415" caption="these kind of pics are not hard to get off the internet..."][/caption] I've heard oodles and oodles of stories where someone sent a text message or email from their phone to the wrong person. Whether it was the next name down or a subliminal selection, it's not ... http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/07/05/double-check-before-you-press-send/ Stephanie Dolgoff, blogger and author of  "My Formerly Hot Life,"  posted my story on her blog last Friday about a business associate that guessed my age a WHOLE YEAR older than I am. C'mon, ladies, we all know, especially when we get into our 30's and older, that we want to ... http://girlyourenotalone.com/2010/06/21/age-guessing-is-a-bad-idea/