Underwear Can Be Tricky
Underwear can be tricky, those little bitches. They’re either super supportive or completely ornery. We’ve all had bad days with our fabric friends, which usually resulted in an embarrassing moment or awkward-looking stance. Our business below the belt functions differently than boys, they can just rock commando anytime they want, but for us, once a month, we have to call-in backup and secure the area…. and sometimes our operation can go awry and get very messy. PUN INTENDED! And WE’RE the ones who are suppose to be pretty all the time?!?
Anywho, ladies, say hello to my girl, Trace. You’ll find from her story below that, she, like many of us, faced the Battle of The Britches and lost. All together now, “GIRL, YOU’RE NOT ALONE!!”
It’s Sunday morning. As I get out of shower, I’m in the best mood. It’s the weekend, there is sun outside and my monthly cycle is basically over, cramps and all. I decide to look cute for my boyfriend; don a little faux glow, where a white t-shirt and white fancy panties (white is his favorite color.) Just to be safe, I put on a panty liner.
I’m now in the kitchen cooking up breakfast, making coffee, eggs and dancing around the house, humming to the music. I’m in my own happy go lucky world. My lovely boyfriend is watching, smiling and hugging me – telling me how much he loves me and how cute I am. The world is perfect in that moment. All of a sudden, he looks down and starts flapping something on the outside of my underwear, right at the crotch area, laughing. I look down and realized that I had my cute little panties on inside out with the panty liner still attached and flapping between my legs. I practically died of embarrassment.
