When the Real Housewives Try to Sing
Over and over again my, “You’re Not Alone,” theory is proven!! I’m a genius I tell you, sheer genius!! You may have an embarrassing moment, but someone out there is eating a gallon of ice cream with their eyes closed because of a kindred pain. I eat a gallon of ice cream simply because I know someone is feeling pain over embarrassment and I want to be supportive. So…. my cottage cheese ass is all your faults… but, apology accepted… I’m just a good person.
Most of us, feel embarrassment from an encumbering moment almost immediately…. we find ourselves running to the computer, going to THIS website, searching through the archives for a similar incident to laugh and find instant solace. OKAY – I made up the last part, but I’m trying to brainwash you to come to this website everytime you’re embarrassed!!
However, some of us have a delayed reaction by, let’s say, I don’t know…. 5 to 10 years…. but the rest of the world sees it and winces for the victim of denial.
CASE IN POINT: the different varieties of “The Real Housewives.” For some reason, a few of them believe being featured on reality TV magically gives them the ability to sing and dance. I have no doubt, well….. I do have doubt, but I also have hope…. that one day in the future they will look back, see these videos, then lock themselves in a closet for a week. WHEN this day happens… they can rest assured… Reality Star That Made an Ass of Yourself, YOU ARE NOT ALONE!! You have each other!! I propose a reunion where you get together, burn your singles and hug it out while sipping champagne because you’re born-again classy. Please refer to the below Exhibits for evidence…
Exhibit A: Kim Zolciak from “Real Housewives of Atlanta”
Exhibit B: Countess LuAnn from “Real Housewives of New York”
Exhibit C: Danielle Staub “Real Housewives of New Jersey”
Tags: Countess LuAnn, Danielle Staub, Danielle Staub performs, embarrassing stories, girl youre not alone, Kim Zolciak, Money Can't Buy You Class, Real Housewives, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Real Housewives of New York, Reality TV, Tardy for the Party, women's embarrassing stories, women's humor
August 31st, 2010 at 7:47 pm
I cannot stop laughing… That last one was painful, I watched the entire video with my hands over my face, I was so embarrassed for her {not to mention her poor children!}
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Visiting from SITS ~ Funny post
And I love your header! Cute blog design
September 4th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
OMG – hilarious! Visiting from SITS. Adorable header; great blog. I never thought in a million years that the Countess would look better than the rest of them.
Best,
Colleen