Ahh… cleavage… some pay for it… some pray for it…. some loathe it as gravity takes hold over the years and causes wrinkles right between the boobs. No matter the cleav position… most of us  like to keep it hidden during office hours. There’s a time, place and purpose for cleavage, but during business meetings, nine times out of ten, it’s better to keep the girls behind closed doors. Every so often, though, those little bitches rebel and open the door without asking!

The other day, my coworker came  flying in the office, mortified, ”LOOK!” All I could see were half-naked boobs. I looked at her, “Is there a reason I’m staring at your boobs at 11am?” There she was, clad in a professional pencil skirt/button down combo complete with trench coat, an true tribute to the Ann Taylor woman. EXCEPT, the coat was open and that one shirt button which could hide or reveal decided to pop open. She discovered this while waiting at for the elevator bank in the main lobby of our VERY BUSY office building. She looked down to find two humps of flesh gazing into her eyes. Her main concern? She had just left an important business meeting with three males and had no idea how long her shirt had been open.

There I was, admiring her bosoms while she restlessly told the story, in fear that her potential clients would think she exposed purposely. She had anxiety, I had the need to motorboat her valley of  smoothness.  I couldn’t get over the fact that she’s 40 years old with the cleavage of an 18 year-old. Impressive.

As anxiety took over, she felt the right move was to confront the client via email so he wouldn’t think she tried to taint with boobs. In the 20 minutes it took the client to respond, I thought she was going to have a panic attack. Finally, he responded with wit and regret that her shirt stayed shut during their meeting.  His comment gave her the greenlight to laugh with relief and me the redlight to stop obssessing over another woman’s love humps. Hey.. if you got ‘em, flaunt ‘em.

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