Girls Have Gas
Girls have gas. We’re not suppose to along with various other things we’re not suppose to have/do that are A-OKAY for men. But, news flash, we have it. We, like men, also have moments where gas escapes our bodies (specifically from the trunk, not the hood) when it’s entirely inappropriate. The difference is that these moments make us ladies want to jump out the window or revert to a closet or lay on the ground face first until everyone around you goes away. By the way, they don’t go away… they just stare at you and make fun … I’ve tried this technique. I recommend the closet.
I got the email below from my girlfriend last week. WARNING! YOU MAY LAUGH UNTIL YOU CAN’T BREATHE:
I want to die. I finally had the guts to ask my boss for a raise. I was so nervous my stomach was turning. The good news: he told me he would run it by our VP and thinks it could happen as of March 1. The bad news: I released my butt cheeks in relief and FARTED!!!!!!!!! It was loud. You should have seen his face. I was shocked!! I didn’t know what to say so I just left. I’m now leaving work early and getting drunk. It’s partly to celebrate and partly for liquid courage to face my boss again. Let me know if you’re in.
February 16th, 2010 at 9:51 am
embarasing & congratulations
February 16th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Shape Challenge results??
February 17th, 2010 at 11:51 pm
It’s a shame that email wasn’t sent to me, because I would make a gilded folder specifically to hold it. Stopping by from SITS, thanks for the laugh!
February 18th, 2010 at 12:20 am
Visiting from SITS. That is sooo funny! And I am sooo glad it didn’t happen to me.
February 18th, 2010 at 8:13 am
Don’t we all fear something like this happening? Too funny:)
Dropped by from SITS.
February 18th, 2010 at 11:39 am
OMG! I hope she gets the raise
And that she isn’t mortified by you sharing that email with the world LOL
visiting from SITS
February 18th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Workplace farts are the worse. I think we can all relate.
Stopping by from SITS.
February 18th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Sadly I have done that. It always seems to happen during the most embarrassing times, like Im the center of attention during a presentation, during my husband’s promotion ceremony; never fails.
Stopping by from SITS.
February 19th, 2010 at 1:19 am
lol. that’s fantastic, and awful.
visiting from SITS–have a great day!
February 21st, 2010 at 7:12 pm
hilarious!!!
February 21st, 2010 at 7:24 pm
I saw your link on SITS,so I stopped in to see what it was about. Totally glad I did, b/c I needed the laugh! Hope you’re having a great day!