Shape Challenge – Week 13 – DIETCATION WEEK!!
First off – Melissa and Karin – WAY TO GO!! You girls are my motivation and you’re staying with it. I’m so happy for you!! KEEP GOING!
See. SHAPE and I are still BFF's. I get a 2nd chance!
Second – Erica and I are not posting our weight simply because last week was official Dietcation Week and we want to respect President Obama… because he was the one who declared that everyone dieting stop for a week. It was on the news. Richard Simmons was there… and so was Jillian Michaels. They were both eating cupcakes and doing keg stands. Denise Austin was holding their feet during the keg stand. Valerie Latona, Editor In Chief of SHAPE, was eating a box of Twinkies and drinking a gallon of chocolate milk while watching “Sex in the City” DVD’s. I swear…. it was an ”Oprah” special and everything. OKAY, OKAY, O FREAKIN’ KAY!!! I’M LYING!!! But, I had a dream about it and I’m sort-of physic so it could happen.
I fell off the wagon, but I had a rope tied to my ankle so I’m still being dragged behind it. I’ll get back on this week.
Can I use the excuse that my place was being renovated and it was easier to grab fast food for lunch? NO!
Can I use the excuse that I was stressed and discombobulated so going to the gym was too much of a hassle? NO!
Can I use the excuse that Kirstie Alley sat on me and violently forced milk shakes down my trachea? …. Well, it was by force.. so.. YES!! DAMN YOU, KIRSTIE ALLEY! I will not go down with you!!!
Next Sunday, if I don’t report that I am 145 lbs, I’m checking myself into the Green Mountain Camp in Vermont. Do or DIE!!! (Que dramatic music)
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October 26th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Well, I can’t say I did great, but I did great considering the circumstances. Girls Night In – Friday night, Wedding Saturday. However, I actually went back to the gym last week, and it felt great. Granted I was on the machine for 5 minutes and thought I was going to die, I continued another 55 minutes making it an hour on the elliptical.
Week 1 Loss = 1 lb. Current Weight = 141.
I’m only down 1 lb. but I guess it’s a start. Got my bag and heading back to Gold’s tonight. Hopefully I can make that a 2 lb. loss for next week and see the 130′s. Fingers Crossed. Good luck ladies!
October 26th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Okay so the official for this past week was down 3.6!! i just hope I can keeping going down and that it is a true loss…thanks for the props!!
October 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Very espically funny post! I like the image of you being dragged behind the weight-loss wagon with a rope.