A Christian, a Bird and a Pussy Cat
I had two texts waiting for me. What are the chances they were from two friends, both with the same name, Jaime/girl and Jamie/boy?
The Jamie/boy said, “Great seeing you and your family today.” Note: conservative family man.
Jaime/girl had said the week before that she was going to be staying home over Christmas with her cat and fixing some kind of dead animal to eat….Note: she’s a wild/crazy fun girl!
So I accidentally replied to the family man…”How was your meat with pussy? It’s always a favorite at our house too!”
I realized what I had done immediately and kept yelling at my phone “no, come back, come back.” I haven’t heard from Jaime/boy in a while. Please let me know if you post this so I can have him read it and know I’m not totally creepy!
Pam
Janesville, WI
Tags: cell phones, funny story, girl youre not alone, text messages
